Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation.
1. At movies: hey! Wt r u doing here?
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't u know?
2. In bus:A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . y don u try again?:O
3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were u sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marryor
not. U thought i was sleeping,u stupid
4. when they c me with shorter hair: hey Have u had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.!
5. When sm1 call on land-line n asks where r u?
Me: M in market with telephone around my neck :@